Early Morning Late Night News
(© by Ko-Do 2006)



Wann in China a Reissackl umfallt
(© by Ko-Do 2007)




Did you hear about that plane-crash in Brasil
More than 150 people there were killed
Katie Melua did a concert under water
Only the Guiness Book of Records really bothered

Chorus
We're fed with news – every day
What's the use – anyway
A rice-bag that fell down in China
Damaged a bicycle or two
Oh what a great headline it made
In the early morning late night news

They doin' nuke-tests down in North Korea
While the muslims doin' Jihad and Sharia
Some devorcees turned out to be a war of roses
Some junkies died from various overdoses

Chorus


The reds somewhere won national elections
Newly found drugs help to improve erections
“Microsoft” is sold by Billy Gates
While Georgie Bush sells the United States

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Irgendwo hats wieder an Flieger abegschmissen
150 Menschen habn dabei a Bankl grissen
Irgend a Pop-Tussy hat a Konzert gspüt unter Wasser
Für's Guiness Buach war des Rekord, a ganz a grosser

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I siech de Nachrichtn jedn Tag
Aber fia was ? Des is de Frag…
Wann in China a Reissackl umfallt
Dabei zwa Fahrradln zerquetscht
Gibt des a wunderbare Schlagzeuln
Und mir alle san entsetzt

Sie testen wieder de Bombn in Nord Korea
Die Muslime drohn mit Dschihad und Scharija
Irgend a Promi lasst si wieder amoi scheidn
Und irgendwo miaßn hunderttausende Hunger leidn

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De Schwarzn schimpfn wieder über de Rotn
Die Kieberei findt wieder amoi an Drogentotn
Sei „Microsoft“ verkauft der Billy Gates
Und für Blöd verkaufen uns die United States

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